Since my Emails to the FA and Olympics went down such a storm, here is another example of me harassing hardworking people because I was bored and unemployed.
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I'll just get started with the emails, they put more eloquently into words more undying love for Kit Kat Chunky Peanut Butter.
For which I received two replies!
And then again the even better...
Now, I don't know who's in charge of Nestle's customer service but they seriously need to keep track of themselves and I ended up with twice as many Kit Kats, not that I'm complaining.
I also received a third reply but it was so boringly corporate and unimaginative that I couldn't be bothered putting up the picture. Seriously it sounds like it was written by an old dinner lady and didn't once bring up the topic of free Kit Kats the miserable old bitch!
Anyway, I replied quickly to both of these emails and generally played it cool. You know me...
Anyway, it was the second reply that interested me most, the so called 'box' of Kit Kats, I could have feasted my way to an early coronary or even better, I later learned that during the Challenge, boxes of Peanut Butter Kit Kats were being sold on E-Bay for upwards of £220.
Nestle were in regular contact with me over the next few days, organising a courier to bring my box over.
I'm going to break away from normal tradition and let Internet memes take over to display my surprise on arrival of my box. Or 'box.'
Wow...
This is not what I thought you meant when you said 'a box of Kit Kats.'
Cheers Nestle.........
So in the end I only got 4 Kit Kats (as the lady from the first email sent a bag of 3) but my journey wasn't finished there... Oh no...
If you remember from the first email I used my incredibly funny and inventive brain to come up with some slogans?
Well I was later asked by a company called The Big Kick (the advertising agency for Nestle) to come in and help thrash out ideas for another promotion. And they paid me a cool £100 per day and gave me a Kit Kat. Oh yeah!
Hey Nestle, you keep chopping down the rainforest and slitting Orang-utan's throats. You keep paying me that money and I'm your guy!
There's the money-shot.
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I'll just get started with the emails, they put more eloquently into words more undying love for Kit Kat Chunky Peanut Butter.
For which I received two replies!
And then again the even better...
Now, I don't know who's in charge of Nestle's customer service but they seriously need to keep track of themselves and I ended up with twice as many Kit Kats, not that I'm complaining.
I also received a third reply but it was so boringly corporate and unimaginative that I couldn't be bothered putting up the picture. Seriously it sounds like it was written by an old dinner lady and didn't once bring up the topic of free Kit Kats the miserable old bitch!
Anyway, I replied quickly to both of these emails and generally played it cool. You know me...
Anyway, it was the second reply that interested me most, the so called 'box' of Kit Kats, I could have feasted my way to an early coronary or even better, I later learned that during the Challenge, boxes of Peanut Butter Kit Kats were being sold on E-Bay for upwards of £220.
Nestle were in regular contact with me over the next few days, organising a courier to bring my box over.
I'm going to break away from normal tradition and let Internet memes take over to display my surprise on arrival of my box. Or 'box.'
Wow...
This is not what I thought you meant when you said 'a box of Kit Kats.'
Cheers Nestle.........
So in the end I only got 4 Kit Kats (as the lady from the first email sent a bag of 3) but my journey wasn't finished there... Oh no...
If you remember from the first email I used my incredibly funny and inventive brain to come up with some slogans?
Well I was later asked by a company called The Big Kick (the advertising agency for Nestle) to come in and help thrash out ideas for another promotion. And they paid me a cool £100 per day and gave me a Kit Kat. Oh yeah!
Hey Nestle, you keep chopping down the rainforest and slitting Orang-utan's throats. You keep paying me that money and I'm your guy!
There's the money-shot.
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