Tuesday 21 December 2010

Real Life: Take One



I wrote this poem about the media and how people just believe everything the television tells them.

Real Life: Take One

Are we sure we can believe what we see on TV?
Fox, CNN and the BBC push their views through the news
but maybe consider what follows as truth.

Someone cries action and there’s an explosion
five more dead in Helmand we’re told.
But how do we know that later soldiers go
and grab a beer at a bar before driving home?
Afghan, Taliban, American are the same
and work on a film set in Manchester most days.

The Ethiopian diva trashes her dressing room,
breaks a mirror and that nice perfume
when her agent phones to let her know
the lead role for the segment on starvation
is cast. She had to starve and fast
to look so thin and now this anorexic African
steals her spotlight?
For years she stared hopefully into a camera
as the face of poverty in Africa
she worked hard to study drama,
and graduated with flying colours from Cardiff.

A white coated scientist stares solemnly through the screen
and warns of a global pandemic
(the likes of which we’ve never seen).
Cameras switch off and in rush his peers
and jeer at his proposed climate of fear,
“bird flu?” says one, “what the hell is that?
I bet you just made it up on the spot.”

Are we sure we can believe what we see on TV?
Terrified at home with nails bitten to the bone,
we sit,
they yell cut.


Monday 20 December 2010

Misfits - Review

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'Misfits' is E4's newest Skins-esque, young people's television program and it has all the drama of a wedding in the Queen Vic. It's one of those shows that I am eagerly anticipating every week and I really don't know why... because it's really bad.

And it really shouldn't be... Let's review. A group of young offenders are given super powers. Yeah, fair enough, pretty strong premise and quite original. I find that the script is really strong and the actors all seem pretty handy. In fact, I think Robert Sheehan is one of the best young actors I've seen in one of these shows and I feel Lauren Socha also plays a strong role. I thought Season 1 was fairly steady, following a Lost/Skins-esque structure, whereby each week the story centered on one character's story from before and during the events we see, including why they are in community service to begin with. The inclusion of 'Super-Hoodie' (later to become 'future-Simon') and the the revelation of Nathan's immortality segwayed nicely to set up a second series.

So after all this why is it still shit? Well, for one, there's no direct goal. Season one's was vague, to say the least, but set up character development, so you know, let's see what happens next. Now we know our characters, let's get a proper story started. Series two starts with the group trying to find out the identity 'Super-hoodie'. However, this mystery is concluded by the third episode and instead of another story arc developing the characters just seem to amble onwards, each week meeting a new enemy, who also happens to have a super-power, who just happens to have wandered onto their estate and does something that they need to stop. There is no direct enemy. For example, it could have been a super villain who was behind all of these attacks, who would send out these agents. Then in the final episode of the season, is defeated. You could say that's a really predictable way of doing things but at least it makes sense. But instead, these enemies just seem to randomly appear on their small estate and interact with them while on their community service. These people are rarely randoms either but people who the main cast already know. They include Kelly's tattoo artist and also her arch enemy, Nathan's step dad and one of Simon's friends. Come on, this 'storm' apparently only affected a small amount of people, yet it conveniently gives these acquaintances powers as well?



I think they should have dropped the community service angle for the second series. Apart from the role of probation worker, Craig Parkinson, I feel it added nothing to the story overall and with the powers these people had they could do something beneficial, good or bad. Stealing money from a bank would have been the first thing on my agenda if I could become invisible and yet they don't think of it until halfway through season two... and even after that they don't think about doing it again. And it's not for any self righteous feeling either, these aren't nice kids. They are at community service for trying to burn people's houses down or carrying cocaine, nor do they ever show any remorse for their crimes. Also, the over abundance of sex scenes in this season was ridiculous, with three happening in one episode between the same characters. Were they just stuck with nothing to plug the gaps of their so called plot?

I don't really get what the 5th episode (psycho dad killing everyone? remember? no me either) had to do with the story. I suppose you could argue it really obviously develops Simon's present character but this could have been done in any other episode. And why does Kelly fuck a gorilla and, instead of being horrified by it, kiss it's dead face? This angle is also completely recycled from series one when Nathan shags an old grandma. And I found it stupidly coincidentally (and completely unfair) that a guy who just happened to be wearing the same outfit as Simon got murdered for nothing (How many people need to die in this community centre before you close it?!?!). You can argue, "Yeah, well actually future-Simon said he lost his virginity with another girl, not Alisha.' Fair enough, but like I said, that could have been fitted into another episode or dropped completely as it ultimately doesn't matter at all.



The last episode did have potential (why it took a guy with a power over milk to alert the media to these powers rather than something a bit more substantial, I don't know). But it was let down by a weak villain and complete character overkill which led to it become extremely predictable. Obviously they weren't going to kill off EVERY SINGLE member of the primary cast, except Curtis, the one who conveniently has the power the rewind time and also just happens to be lactose intolerant nullifying the threat of a dairy related death. What would have happened if you just hadn't eaten cheese that day? And at the end they went to the milk kids house and punched him... then what? Did they kill him or what? I guess they would have had to, to stop him murdering people with Greek yoghurt and yeah, while he was a jumped up prick, if people had been a bit nicer to him, including the main cast, maybe he wouldn't have acted out in such a way. And how can Alisha comment on it being a shit power, yours isn't anything world changing, love. It's also interesting to note that Simon was incredibly against 'cashing in' on his powers, when in the Christmas special, after a quick lie from Kelly, he's quite happy to accept 20 grand for it.

The less said about the Christmas special the better. Between the horribly predictable, "I'm gonna kill Jesus" lines and the baby being born at the moment 'Jesus' died... (seriously? Who didn't see that coming) came the crigingly awful sing-along and thank god they had the decency to laugh it off after.



The characters (bar Simon, whom there is a complete over emphasis on) really don't develop at all in the second series. Curtis is the most boring character I've ever seen. I'm not doubting his acting ability at all, merely his characterization. What does he actually do? Also, when his power was reversed and he went forward to see himself and, at that point, an unknown girl on the top of the community centre, I thought it would lead up to a really good story and that they would actually develop his character. But they didn't, they had him meet her on a separate occasion and just used the roof for another overdone sex scene. Also, that Nikki character is awful. All she does is moan about the free heart she received and is just a general bitch through the whole show, I didn't care when she got shot.

Alisha's character is terrible. Not only does she abuse her power to seduce Curtis in season one but she consistently lies and also tells Simon about his future self, the exact thing Future-Simon told her NOT to do. In the Christmas special Nathan begins to think of someone else apart from himself but I found it just a little too late, while Kelly continues to be a foul-mouthed yob. Why did they build up the Nathan-Kelly romance only to drop it again when it felt like being fingered by her brother... actually I'm glad they left it there. Grim.



Finally, I'm going to skim over the whole 'future-Simon' angle. Now, I'm no expert of quantum theory or time travel, but they seriously dropped the ball here and there were some huge time paradoxes.

Ok... so Simon comes back to save Alisha from dying... got it

Because in the future, they are together... still with it...

Come the hour, Simon saves Alisha from being shot... what a guy...

EXCEPT THEY NEVER WERE TOGETHER AT THAT POINT!

When you get people from the future interacting with people from the present you get a 'chicken and egg' situation, or 'Grandfather paradox,' arising as everything you plan to change will have always happened, that Alisha never would have got with Simon, had future-Simon not come back to the past. But then, he would never need to come back from to past as they never would have got together and therefore never emotionally clicked, forcing Simon to even consider coming back to change the past. Which meant Alisha would have been shot. I think...

My head hurts now :(



To surmise, will I be watching series 3 of Misfits?

Probably, what else is there to do on a Thursday night?

Thursday 16 December 2010

iPhone 4 vs. HTC Desire HD

VS.

IN A STEEL CAGE!!!!




There will be endless arguments about this. I know a fair few people who will buy exclusively products made by Apple, and at the same time people who seemingly boycott them, I guess it's all personal preference. I'd like to consider myself a neutral, as while I've no particular leaning either way, I went for the iPhone. My flatmate Rick , on the other hand (who helped me with this review), went for the HTC and after having a bit of a play on it I thought I'd write a review. I've broken it down into a few categories.

Price
Obviously the HTC fares better here. When my contract with Orange came to an end I was offered the HTC as an upgrade for £20 a month and the handset for free. This was a pretty tempting offer as typically with an iPhone you're looking at paying an initial £119 (for the 16gb, £219 for the 32gb) and then £42 a month which is a lot of money. Through various hook ups I managed to secure my iPhone bill at £30 a month (still paying the £119). If I hadn't been able to pimp the system and get this discount I probably would have gone for the HTC. But if you're really that concerned about money you shouldn't be after either of these phones and should go back to pay-as-you-go, you cheapskate!

Winner: HTC

Battery
Even when you smash the internet on the HTC you can probably get two and a half days out of it. The iPhone isn't fantastic but compared to other Apple products I've had in the past the battery life is massively improved. Using the current location on maps really did drain my battery but it's kind of expected especially considering it uses satellite location. I'm calling this one a draw as Apple really have stepped up on improving battery life and with an iPhone any Apple USB is compatible to charge your phone. So, if you're away from home and forgot your charger, anyone with who has ever had an iPod can hook you up with some juice.

Winner: Draw

Size
No one wants to be walking round with a brick in their back pocket giving that obvious bulging, frayed affect to your jeans, clear to be seen by any attractive girls or potential thieves. Both are pretty heavy with the iPhone weighing in 137 grams and the HTC at 135, but the when thickness comes into play, the iPhone takes it, coming in at 2.6 millimetres thinner and while it might not sound a lot, it is.

Winner: iPhone

Display
Simple enough, The iPhone has its 'Retina Display' that provides are really sharp finish, while the HTC has a bigger screen in general. So what do you want, size or sharpness? And if that's not an innuendo I don't know what is.

Winner: Draw

Apps
There are people out there who don't have an iPhone who will tell you, "You can get all the apps you can get for iPhone on any android phone," this isn't true. Apple has many of the apps under copyright so some of these won't be available on any other phones. I find the AppStore a really easy way to find new apps but the Android Market is equally as straightforward. And while the HTC is slowly but surely catching up, as it stands the iPhone is a clear winner on the apps.

Winner: iPhone

Camera
I don't really care about the cameras but I know a lot people who do. The iPhone has a 5 mega pixel camera (which is nothing new to phones I'm pretty sure I had a phone years ago with this) while the HTC boasts 8. The iPhone also has a camera on the front which enables face time and I think the video quality is a little better. I think both cameras are good but I'm giving this one to the HTC.

Winner: HTC

Overall Winner: Draw

Reviews can be pretty meaningless unless you actually use the phone a lot. There may be some problems that don't immediately come to light. So me and Rick got together to give some honest, unbiased reviews. This is consumer research you can trust!


What do I think about the iPhone 4?
I think the iPhone is brilliant and short of a word processing system, I'm of the firm belief you can do pretty much anything that a computer can do. After having the iPhone for two months now there are a few things that wind me up about it. I'm of the opinion that the iPhone is a really good gadget but I feel that it really lets itself down at being a phone, ultimately what it was designed for. The 'grip of death' being a prime example. My girlfriend has an iPhone 4 too and we're forever doing the, "hello? I can't hear you," line and it gets frustrating very quickly. Also, I find the touch screen too dainty and when I'm trying to text I'm painfully reminded of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer makes a call only to be told, "The fingers you have used to dial are two fat." Sometimes, when on the phone my cheek only has to to touch the screen, and it ends the call, stupid phone. Even so, I'm glad I got the iPhone and if I did get the HTC I think I would have secretly wished I'd got the iPhone.

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What does Rick think about the HTC Desire?
I have been the proud owner of a HTC for about two months now. Having upgraded from the Nokia 5550 from the stone-age, this was a very steep learning curb. However, with Android's interface had my back right from the start. As a stand alone phone it gets the job done, with minimum buzz on the speaker and the on-screen dial pad meant I could bang in a number easy-peasy. I've not gone through enough Apps to be able to judge the men from the boys, but the Android Market breaks it down with the specifics, price and functionality. It's not all smilies and rainbows though. Connecting the HTC to your PC and the HTC Sense service was a painful process, requirng me to have a googlemail account to even turn it on. I have a problem with Apple products because I believe them to be exclusive to their own software. But when the HTC makes connecting to your laptop about as easy as changing Jeremy Clarkson's mind, makes me question my principles. On the whole though, the HTC has made my foray into Smartphones an enjoyable one. The screen is sharp, the Android interface and Market means I can really personalise my phone. It's heavy, functional, sturdy and means I can call my Dad while handing in my essay in any cafe easy as pie.

It's you're call, people!

Wednesday 15 December 2010

Tuition Fee Rises - Part 2

Part 2 of this blog are just a few opinions, views and ideas I have on the subject. It will probably annoy some people but they are just a few considerations some people probably won't have made and see the cuts as COMPLETELY unnecessary and out of order. But see what you think after reading this, regardless of the rising costs as I feel it should be true of most students, not just the ones who will face such a price hike.

First off, a university degree, to some respects, has become a diluted qualification. With university so accepted as 'what to do after school,' the real case for university seems to have become lost. I know plenty of people who went to university simply because they 'weren't ready to get a job' or wanted to 'put off (my) life for another three years.' These should never be reasons to go to university and benefit nobody. I think some people need to ask themselves if university is where they really need to go to advance their knowledge or career pathways in the future. Obviously, I don't mean doctors, lawyers, courses that fundamentally require a university education. Nor do I mean people who have made all of these considerations and still feel university is their plan.

I know many of you might be thinking, "Fuck you Tom, you do Creative Writing, there's a real concrete course that can guarantee you a job in the future." Yeah, I get what you mean, but I took 3 years out after leaving school, two of those practicing and qualifying in youth work, which I can go back to if I am not successful in writing. I also feel I learned general life skills that many people who go straight from school to university miss out on. I also began paying tax and contributing to the economy, which went towards funding students through university, including my own.

It's worth pointing out that if you apply for a middle-income job, for example as a supervisor in a supermarket, with your 2.2 in business management, compared with the kid thats worked there since s/he was 16, it's not going to be a one horse race. Especially when considering your lack of experience in the world of work. This is becoming the case, more and more.



Approximately 7% of all first year students drop out leaving them saddled with a substantial debt and nothing to show for it. The breakdown is HERE if you don't believe me and I know it's from 05/06 but if anything the figures have gone up. I think if people really do think that university is where they see their future, then they need to be absolutely sure that the course they enroll on is the right choice. You are aware you can with take a few years out to assess your options, right? And no, going on holiday to 'find yourself' on a beach in Thailand doesn't count.

Fair enough, going from a fairly comfortable wage to scratching a living at university is hard but If that's where you see you're future then you have to take that gamble. And come on, you've just spent the last 14 years in education, don't you want to try something new for a bit? With the fees for tuition set to rise in 2012/13, if you know you will be coming out of university with a minimum of £27,000 debt you need to assess whether or not it's worth the hit. After all that debt, and delaying your life for three years, is your 3rd class honors in Sports Science ultimately going to make a difference to your life or career prospects?

I think that there needs to be a much bigger emphasis in schools that university is not the be all and end all. In my high school we were pretty much told that only thing waiting for us after our GCSE/A-Levels was university. While we were given glimpses of apprenticeships, college, foundation courses, open university degrees, these were all considered as soft options by our teachers. All of these are possible ways to further you're knowledge without getting yourself into such debt.



So with the tuition fees rising, how can a student pay this loan back? Well, it is also possible to get paid employment while in university and you can earn up to £6,000 per year UNTAXED as a student. Obviously there are living costs but you can start to put aside what you owe while still in university. I know that you are at university for education, NOT work and don't suggest that students should distract from their studies entirely. There is plenty of bar, restaurant and retail work in student cities in which it is possible to earn a living and concentrate on a university course.

Bursaries and grants are apparently in place to help people from the poorest backgrounds but nearly all of my classmates receive a bursary, and most spend it on a few more nights out or flash new sound systems. It is possible to live on budgets for three years but most of the students I know are the most financially fickle people I've ever met. While university is about having a good time, most importantly it's about getting an education.

Many people seem to a be a little confused about the debt that they will get into under the new system (see the gentlemen from the "slums of London" in Part 1). When people are saying, 'how can we afford it?' Well you don't, you get loans like everyone always has done and hopefully by the time you have finished university you will have a job that pays a good enough salary for you to begin to pay it back. I mean, that was the point of going to university, right? To get a good job? And it's only when you begin to earn over £21,000 per year that they begin to take their money back, I think it works out about £80 a month. Those who think that purposefully trying to earn just under the threshold so as not to begin paying the money back show a complete lack of ambition in life.



While it might seem like an intimidating black cloud of debt to a lot of people, how many people under the old system considered debt as a factor before going to university? Debt was still an issue but you rarely hear anyone complain about the old system. Also, it's not commercial debt, as in, if you don't pay it back on time, bailiffs will be round to your house taking your television. It's not the same as the debt students consistently get themselves into when, despite all of free state money they receive in loans, grants and bursaries they max out overdrafts on two or three debit cards. That IS debt and the bankers can ask for that back tomorrow if they felt like it and then bailiffs will be round to your (or more likely, your parents) house to take back your stuff.

The cuts to EMA are a contentious issue as well. I was never really sold on EMA as I feel the 'means based' structure seems to factor in people who shouldn't entitled to it. Just because you have divorced parents doesn't mean you need more money. Many of the middle-class people I know with divorced parents get more money from their parents than people who have parents that are still married. It's my personal opinion that guilt has something to do with this. I find the means-based method a fairly inaccurate way of defining how much a person gets, but that's a separate issue entirely. If I'm that arsed, maybe I'll go on a march.



EMA also seems to be an incentive to continue in education. If you need to bribed with money to stay in school, then you don't consider education as a prerogative and therefore can have no say with regards to tuition fees rising. You can say, I need my EMA, I don't live with my parents. If you're under 18, living independently, you can get a government allowance, similar to job seekers allowance. If you are living with your parents and they can't afford to support you financially, then THEY can get government funding to support you. And if you're still not happy with ten quid your mum gives you a week, then get a job. Many retail and hospitality industries employ people as young as 14. Some may prefer to, as they can pay them less (but still a government defined 'minimum wage').

I can however, completely agree that even with grants, bursaries, part time jobs etc, the amount of debt that a young person will leave university with, looks daunting, especially to people from the poorest families in Britain. It was pointed out the me that the businesses who benefited from the boom in spending during the early years of the millennium continue to grow economically, even in this time of budget cuts. With this in mind, I think that businesses should be encouraged to help those in their community. Similar to tax free charitable donations, I feel that sending young people from the poorest backgrounds to university, whether it is with accommodation or tuition fees, should be pushed on businesses.

Let the arguing commence...

Monday 13 December 2010

Tuition Fee Rises - Part 1

A lot of people have been talking about the rise of tuition fees. I've kept relatively quiet so far but there a few things I want to get off my chest about the whole thing. There is a lot of misinformation going around about it all, and I'm sure I'll be guilty of this at some point during this post but if you do want to question anything then you should probably double check YOUR references first.

I don't really have any particular political leaning at the moment. Probably, when I get older and my circumstances change and politics affects me more than it does now, I'll pick sides. But at the time of writing I intend to stay pretty neutral. Whether or not I agree with the cuts, only time will tell, but I do feel that university has become almost a 'get-out-of-jail-free' card to some people (I will talk more on this in part 2). How many universities will ACTUALLY raise their fees to £9,000 remains to be seen.

I feel that this particular cut was inevitable. The people this cut affects the most are easy to exploit as they will either still be too young to vote by the next election or because a staggering 56% or eligible voters between 17-25 are not even registered on the electoral role. I also feel that the coalition government has a long task ahead of them in rebuilding the economy. You can shout 'Tory Scum!' until you go hoarse but a global recession and a free spending labour government led our country into the financial hole it's in now. I feel these cuts are severe, especially when approximately £40 billion is spent on the Trident missile systems. However, to expect a government to cut spending on defence and national security in such a severe way is fantasy. I just want to point out to anyone who says, "If I was in charge of the country I would do x" is also living in a fantasy world, you'd do exactly the same as everyone else, look after yourself and those you sympathise to.

There are many people out there who feel Nick Clegg has sold out everything he promised in the pre-election campaign, but honestly people, pre-election promises are rarely met. If you really trusted Nick Clegg then you were just waiting to get fucked. Politicians may start with the best intentions but quickly become self motivated and greedy and this was highlighted during the expenses scandal. The only remorse these people showed was when they got caught, most of them didn't even think there was anything wrong with pocketing thousands of pounds in tax payers money. Many of them refused to pay this money back. If this had been any man or woman in the street, they would have had to pay every last penny back as well as incurring a steep prison sentence.



I do feel that Nick Clegg has put a black mark next to the reputation of the Lib Dems and this may affect their long term standing. He was too quick to try and get himself and his party a little bit of control and now he has helped create a coalition whose 'toe the line or get out' attitude is unnervingly fascist, nor do I feel it is the action of a progressive government.

The protests themselves were tarnished by violence and a heavy handed response by the police. The protesters who chose violence did nothing but underline the cause of everyone else and those who wished to protest peacefully SHOULD have distanced themselves completely from this minority. However, this didn't appear to happen as both sets of protesters steered from the designated route. I'm aware that the police initiated a containment procedure outside parliament but the protesters advocating peace should not have stood side by side with those committing violence in the first place, or even been at parliament at all. I haven't heard of any peaceful protesters attempting to calm the situation. Many of the people protesting wore bandanna's and scarves over their faces in an incredibly intimidating fashion which I feel only further alienated them as a whole. The continued damage and vandalism to public property will be shouldered by tax payers money, further alienating the cause to the rest of the public.



As for the police, while many of their tactics appear questionable they were just doing their jobs. I am definitely NOT an advocate for the police but as upholders of the law they were just trying to get between the protesters and the politicians. These people are not the ones you should be fighting with, they are facing huge cuts as well. If any innocent protesters were injured then it continues to show that they should have distanced themselves from the violence as soon as it began to appear. They stood with incredible humility as bricks and fireworks rained down on them and only charged when orders were given. The police are just regular people like me or you, can you honestly say that in the same situation you would stand your ground unflinchingly, when faced with such hostility?

I do find the attacks on Charles and Camilla to be a little to coincidental. The antithesis of struggling students, an upper class member of the royal family who has never had to worry about the cost of schooling drives round in an ostentatious car while students film it all on a typically shaky camera phone. I'm not normally one for conspiracy theories, but seriously? I feel this was a smokescreen to put the protesters in an even worse light and the media chose to run this as the main story the next day. This will have suited the politicians just fine. The media, especially the BBC has acted in a completely one-sided way as well. Interviewing posh boys at Bristol Student Union and then shady, hooded characters on the streets will never produce accurate feelings of young people as a whole.

Next I just want to challenge a few of the absurd statements made by the some of the protesters, many of who don't even know exactly what they are protesting for. Also, those who were jumping around in the background at the first sight of a television camera rather than voicing your dissatisfaction does nothing but make you look even more out of touch with what's going on.

"Education is a right, not something we have to pay for."

Well, actually you do get a free state education from the age of 4-18 which is more than can be said for most countries. In many parts of India and Afghanistan, woman are not entitled to education and in many countries including Ethiopia and Somalia less than 50% of children receiving any form of schooling. Also, you already DO pay for the privilege of attending university.

"We're from the slums of London, what's to stop doing drug deals on the street,"



Excuse me, slums of London? Unless you live in a mud shack with a corrugated iron roof you don't live in the slums. I understand that there are some incredibly under privileged young people living in Britain and I sit here typing away in comfort and I admire you for trying to better yourselves through education but just because you don't get your EMA any more doesn't mean you have to start pushing drugs. London is one of the most populated and industrialized cities in the world and you're telling me you can't get a single job? I don't mean this in a preachy way and I'll talk more about this later.



Also, this sign make you look stupid. And if you don't understand what I mean you obviously aren't going to get into university anyway.

Sunday 12 December 2010

Old Sea Dog



I wrote this poem last year in response this story I found out about! Click here to read about it. If you like puns then this is a poem for you!

Old Sea Dog

A castaway, trying for a better life
all aboard, feeling winters bite.
Huge waves roll over the bow. Wow,
how the wind howls, bouncing me up
and down as I cry for shelter. Rough
seas beg me to turn tail for safety
and I whine
forcing makeshift reef and bowlines
because torn sails from wind and rain
leave me playing dead in waves.
I'm only hoping I can set a course for foreign shores,
disembark
and feel the sand beneath my paws.

Friday 10 December 2010

A Day To Remember - What Separates Me From You - Review



This is a tricky one. I really like ADTR, I've bought their CD's, live DVD's, seen them live. And don't get me wrong I think this is a really good album... it's just not A Day To Remember. When you compare it to Homesick then it just seems like they've pussied out. Not just because a lot of the screaming has been toned down, I don't think that makes them any less heavy, but if you listen to the albums one after another, you'll know what I mean.

Despite this the album opens strongly, Sticks and Bricks and, I know people will disagree, All I Want are in my opinion two of the stand out tracks of the album. I think All I Want could have fitted seamlessly on Homesick. The lack of screaming doesn't bother me on this track, I still feel it's a heavy song. The next few tracks to me are pretty anonymous until 2nd Sucks which I think is a beast and reminds me of old ADTR and Better Of This Way has an epic chorus. All Signs Point To Lauderdale is pretty good... but it's just not an ADTR song and has such a cliché, over rhyming chorus it makes me feel ill.

You Be Tails, I'll Be Sonic is a reminder that ADTR have it in them to please their loyal fans with their failsafe structure (screamed verse, clean chorus, heavy-as-fuck breakdown). The final two tracks don't really do it for me and If I Leave, by my ears, sounds so heavily borrowed from The Used's, All That I've Got I just want to turn it off. I feel, as a final song, it's a big letdown.

Overall, I think this is a GOOD album. As an ADTR album I think it's a pretty solid effort and I'd never diss them for changing their style, it's their band and there's nothing wrong with progression. Without bands having the guts to try something new then albums such as Refused's Shape of Punk to Come or even Blink 182's self titled would have never come to light (I'm definitely not comparing What Separates Me From You to these albums, just using them for reference). There will always be people who dislike this as it betrays their expectations of ADTR but, like I said, on the whole it's a GOOD album, not fantastic but still good and there will be tons of people out there who will buy this album.

I'm giving this album
3 out of 5

If you like ADTR you should also check out these bands:
Four Letter Lie, Yashin, Of Mice And Men

Thursday 9 December 2010

Ill Rhyl



Ill Rhyl

The North Wales coast brochure
boasted: ‘Rhyl, the jewel
in our crown!’
Now the hinges rust in this ghost town.

Urban regeneration, seagull infestation,
roadworks, traffic jams and methadone programs;
front page news.
No chain stores
bar Maccy's and Woolies (RIP).
Charity and pound shops line our high street.
Morrison’s bags roll by like tumbleweed.

Manchester's infested
this Liverpool overspill
and accents and lexicons clash;
big fish, small ponds, fighting
over girls, drugs and cash
in the town's one night spot.

Drive in from the east
to be greeted by a torched hotel,
a collapsed roof and scorched rafters
do not contest the depressing sight
of a rusting fun fair to the west.
Neither of these wrecks will be cleared for years.

Like the arcades on the front
the town comes to light during the
summer months. Sun burned thighs,
spilt ice cream and donkey rides
slightly swell this seaside economy
and the hinges are greased
until autumn at least.



Wednesday 8 December 2010

My First Blog

So I thought in this world where people seem to be sharing every last shred of information about themselves online (person you don't care about has checked in to somewhere you don't care at all) that I would start a blog. I fear I'm a little late on the scene but even some of the greatest minds in history missed a trick (Thomas Edison thought television was a just a phase people would get bored of and refused to invest $1,000 on the patent).


So there. I will use this blog for a few poems and maybe even some of my views on art, music, literature and television.


There are few things I'd like make abundantly clear before we start.
- The name of the blog. Yeah, I know there is a band that already use the name but it's MY blog. Anyone who has an issue with something like this are probably the same people who moan at The Clash for covering I Fought The Law. Yeah, we all know it was originally performed by The Crickets but The Clash made it famous, it's THEIR song. Anyway, the band my blog is named after sucks.
- I am also aware that my URL is spelt wrong. I realise there is an s missing. This was intentional as mindlessselfindulgences.blogspot was taken to be wasted on some healthy lifestyle bullshit. This blog isn't about the mindless indulgences of elves.
- Finally, I DO NOT CARE if you don't like this blog. If you come on here to say stuff like, "Your poetry is shit," "Your reviews are worthless," or "You basically suck as a human being and should seriously consider committing suicide," then you can fuck off now. I am writing this blog for me and a small minority of people who may find what I have to say interesting. If this is not your thing that's fine but don't come on here to bitch away all the petty insignificant things that you're too scared to say in real life but are brave enough to say over the internet. This is the last I will say on this subject and I will not rise to anything like this. Constructive criticism, however, is welcomed.


That is basically all I am going to say for now. If you are interested in reading what I have to say then I hope you are eagerly anticipating this blog.


I will try and update this a few times a week!


In the meantime here is a video of migrating penguins for everyone to enjoy:







Yehhh Boiiiiii!
Tom